My name is Dorothy Zbornak, and I eat babies.
Ok, I'm totally joking.

Here goes.
Name: Joey
Age: 24
Location: Hellhole, Kentucky
Occupation: What is this?
Hobbies: Word does not compute.
FAVORITES
Favorite Movies (Some all time, some just of the moment): Beauty and the Beast (Disney), The Wizard of Oz, The Sound of Music, Mame (I know, I know, I KNOW!), Pete's Dragon
Favorite TV Shows: The Golden Girls, obviously; I Love Lucy, Roseanne, a bunch of crap on Food Network
Favorite Singers/Musicians/Artists: Stevie Nicks, Celine Dion, Kelly Clarkson, Tina Turner